90s Occult Commercials: The Holy Angel Oracle and the Scriptures of Angel Magic

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Front Cover

Awhile back on Facebook when I posted about Charismatics using an “Angel Board,” I also mentioned an ad about an “Enochian Angel Oracle” I received in the 90s. It’s actually a mass-mailer I received in mid-1998, and here are photos of the whole thing!

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Inside Pages #1

Effectively it claims to be a system for both divination and Angel Magic, offering the kinds of promises one finds with Prosperity preachers. To my mind, it’s a combination of the “spellcasting” ads we’d see in the Weekly World News back in the 80s, mixed with the fascination with angels that we saw in both the 80s and 90s, especially among Christians and New Agers. (You all remember shows like “Highway to Heaven” and “Touched by an Angel,” right?)

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Inside Pages #2

The ad also went out of it’s way to claim the Angel Oracle was “Designed by God,” a claim clearly intended to stave off the naysayers who might say this system “came from the devil.” Likewise the ad repeated claims of “Heaven on Earth,” likely hoping to appeal to the qualities of greed, selfishness, or desperation in whomever happened to view the ad.

Say what you want about the product, there’s no question the people behind it knew who they were marketing to!

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Inside Pages #3

It also claims the Enochian Language was the “original language of the Angels spoken by Adam and Eve in Eden.”

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Back Cover

I’ve always kept the ad because its premise is so over-the-top, and use it to bookmark my copy of Regardie’s Golden Dawn, that’s why this copy’s still in such good condition. I hope you find this as entertaining as I do!


POSTSCRIPT: I managed to find a copy on eBay not long ago, already sold but the images were still up. Do you want to see the full table of contents to The Scriptures of Angel Magic?

Here it is! If I ever get my hands on a copy of the real thing, I’ll make a point to post a full review on this blog!

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Table of Contents #1

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Table of Contents #2

 

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The Importance of Septuagesima and Why It Was Abolished

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As I write this, the season of Septuagesima (also called “Pre-Lent” or “Gesimatide”) is almost over. In fact, one week from now will be Ash Wednesday, the beginning of Quadragesima or Lent proper.

Some of you are doubtlessly asking “What the hell is this guy talking about?” Others may be thinking “I ask this about all your posts, anyway.”

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Can a Layperson Say Mass?

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Occasionally, in the course of discussing grimoire magic, I’ll receive a question of whether a layperson can celebrate Mass (usually as a way of asking “to what extent can a lay magician work the Heptameron’s system?”). For example I was asked about this in my most recent Glitch Bottle interview, and a kind way of describing my response would be “incoherent discombobulated idiocy.”

I later found out there was a synchronicity happening at the selfsame moment that may have influenced that (my consecrator passed away as the interview was being recorded, and of course the emotionally-charged atmosphere of the 2018 midterm elections being the same day), but in any case what I said is still what I said. I retract nothing, and offer this post as a way of clarifying those thoughts I threw at the wall like a Jackson Pollack painting.


Can a Layperson Say Mass?

The short answer to this question is “Yes and No.”

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I’m an Idiot

Village Idiot

No, I didn’t fall and hurt my brain (though I’ve always wondered if that car accident in ’09 may have done some damage).

I didn’t fall off the edge of the earth, either. In fact I’ve been actively broadcasting on Facebook Live and uploading to my YouTube channel.

What makes me an idiot is that I haven’t been cross-posting any of that here to the blog. So let’s fix that, shall we?


BLACKPILLED: CLERGY SEXUAL ABUSE AND SAVING CATHOLICISM

My reaction to the Pennsylvania grand jury’s report on sexual abuse, along with what distinguishes a Catholic from a non-Catholic (i.e. the importance of cultural Catholicism rather than just a set of abstract theological propositions), and how the Church may be saved by using the exact same tactics the Modernists used to hijack her.

I’d originally meant this as a 20-minute talk, but somehow managed to rant and ramble for almost two hours.


UNBOXING THE CULT OF GOLGOTHA

My copy of Craig Williams’ The Cult of Golgotha arrived in the mail, and I thought it would be fun to do an unboxing video (I’d never done one before). Each copy is hand-numbered, and I recently found out mine is number 69 . . . could it be that somebody has a sense of humor?


THE SAINTS AND THE CATHOLIC MAGICIAN, PART 2

This is a sermon I gave on All Saints’ Day, and a companion to last year’s blog post The Saints and the Catholic Magician, hence the “Part 2.” I broadcast this the day after painting the oratory blue, so welcome to the new look!


A MAGICIAN’S GUIDE TO THE POOR SOULS IN PURGATORY

Much like the previous video, this talk elaborates on last year’s blog post The Souls in Purgatory and the Catholic Magician, where I go into a little more depth about why the souls in purgatory are reported to have granted better favors than the Saints in heaven (this claim and its source are documented in the blog post I just linked).

Because some of what I say may verge on heterodoxy here (it’s a gray area), I want to point out that what I’m saying about DNA connections and a transactional nature between the souls and the individual is purely a matter of theological-magical speculation on my part and not “official” theology in any way, shape, or form.


This isn’t everything, and I’ve still got a few more videos to get uploaded, including my final Mass in an exoteric church from almost three weeks ago and last Sunday’s sermon about “The Antidote to Fear is Confidence” where I go off on a tangent about first principles in correct esoteric Bible interpretation. This coming Sunday’s sermon is about “The Commingling of Good and Evil,” so stay tuned!

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Feast of the Assumption: Both an End and a Beginning

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IMAGE CREDIT: “Ave” by Mary Angelico

Okay, so today’s the Feast of the Assumption. It’s my favorite feastday, and when my first student and I tried to start a magical order in the late 90s, the rubrics for the Discipulus Regni ritual mandated that grade’s initiation take place on this day.

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I’m not sure what’s more ironic, the fact we tried starting an order, or the fact we actually attracted about 14 people with almost no advertising or even organization between 1999 and 2002.

Yet the question is, why the Feast of the Assumption? Why set the beginning of one’s path on this particular day?

The answer can be summed up with the Dies Irae, namely the face that sequence was not originally intended for the Mass for the Dead, but instead for the First Sunday of Advent. What we have here is an illustration of the cyclical nature of time, with the universe’s end set before us at the year’s beginning.

The doctrine of Mary’s Assumption, likewise, sets before us the image of the end. Not the world’s end, but the end of a life well-lived and a reward well-earned. This is illustrated by its spiritual fruit when we pray the Holy Rosary: the grace of a happy death.

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“Assumption of Mary” by Hieronymous Wierix.

For those who think esotericism is an exercise in needless eclecticism, one could perhaps draw parallels with the Nineteenth Key of the Major Arcana, where the “upright” meaning relates to a worked-for reward deservedly won, the crossing of a finish line of sorts. Or at least that’s the meaning you’ll find in beginner-level books like Eden Gray’s The Complete Guide to the Tarot. In fact a liturgically-savvy eclectic could even point to the Feast’s introit as corroborating the connection to this card: Signum magnum appáruit in caelo: mulier amícta SOLE: et luna sub pédibus ejus…

(Okay, in fairness I read that book when I was six, and that’s the meaning that stays stuck in my head. I’m not a Tarot reader so don’t judge.)

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This is one of those times where the eclectic would actually be right. The card of The Sun conveys a sense of optimism and successfully traversing through the darkest night (compare to Key XVIII, The Moon), and the Spiritual Fruit of the Assumption – the reward of a happy death – likewise conveys an optimism that we shall have progressed victoriously on the path of divinization by the time of our life’s end, that we shall see the Son once this time of “geméntes et flentes in hac lacrimárum valle” comes to its end.

Back to the Discipulus Regni grade, I say the hope we have for our end is an appropriate image to place before our beginning. This gives us a definite plan and a definite impetus to persevere (the fifth of the Five Keys explained in the Introspector grade; this lecture is now part of the Epilogue to The Magic of Catholicism).

It is through persevering, likewise, that we refine the base metal that is our initial state upon birth into the golden metal of the soul’s inner sun, and in the Mystery of the Assumption we have Mary’s perseverance as our example to press forward and stay the course no matter what is lost or gained, as she herself stayed the course even during the wrongful torture and execution of her Son.

This contemplation – the wrongful torture and execution of her Son – leads us further to contemplate the power of a mother’s love and how she persevered even through the pain of what unfolded before her eyes. We have our own pains and our own crosses to bear, our own demons to fight, and our own problems to conquer. She conquered hers through staying focused on the reason for the mission, just as we too may conquer by remaining focused on ours.

This, right here, is why I fixed the date of a first-degree initiation on the Feast of the Blessed Mother’s Assumption, and why, if I were ever to found a serious magical school, I would do the same thing again in a heartbeat: because she is a true “Inner Plane Adept” and “Ascended Mistress,” thus it is proper to place her before the new initiate’s eyes – on this day of her triumph over the physical plane’s limitations – as an example and guide as we go forth in the path toward our own spiritual victory.

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Why Don’t I Use the Luminous Mysteries?

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Earlier today I fielded a question from Alex of the Glitch Bottle podcast (my interview with him is here), asking me:

Hi Agostino Taumaturgo – quick (general) Rosary question. What is the reason you do not use the Luminous Mysteries, aside from the reason that it is not part of the “Traditional” mysteries? Of course this makes sense, but I was wondering if there was a canonical reason or other reasons I could give to Catholics who ask me why I don;t use the Luminous. Thanks!

I get this question fairly often, so Alex inspired me to write a blog post. You rock, dude!

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Occult Clergy and Lay Calumny

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The past 24 hours put me in the middle of an unpleasant conversation. However I think the reflections are worth sharing, so here’s the story:

On a group I manage, a recent member mentioned how she’s a student under “esoteric ISM bishop” (name withheld) and she’s getting a lot out of his teachings. Now a visit to said bishop’s website left me with more questions than answers, but any misgivings on my part are neither here nor there. He’s neither breaking my leg nor picking my pocket, so it doesn’t concern me; if she’s getting the spiritual food she needs then I’m happy for her, full stop.

Another member of the group expressed his misgivings about said bishop, and while his concerns were valid if we’re talking about clergy in the mainstream churches (I moved the conversation to PM because I wanted to hear more of the story), it brings a question of how we should approach talking about clergy in our particular subculture.

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